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Post  Dura Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:13 am

This one is courtesy my wife- who probably found it surfing the 'Net:


A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin.

On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?"

"I want number 69" she replies.

"You want beef with broccoli?"
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Post  Dura Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:32 pm

Anyone want this guy to sing at a party or something???
https://www.youtube.com/v/74ksF39L6mM&hl=en&fs=1
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Post  Mellonwe Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:44 pm

oh geez, sides hurt, and i do karaoke.... staple songs for me?

Faithfully - Journey
Don't Stop Believing - Journey
Livewire - Motley Crue
Wonderwall - Oasis
Are You Gonna Be My Girl? - Jet
Summer Nights - Grease
You're The One That I Want - Grease
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