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Jokes Topic
This one is courtesy my wife- who probably found it surfing the 'Net:
A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?"
"I want number 69" she replies.
"You want beef with broccoli?"
A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?"
"I want number 69" she replies.
"You want beef with broccoli?"
Dura- Posts : 65
Join date : 2008-09-01
Age : 55
Re: Jokes Topic
Anyone want this guy to sing at a party or something???
https://www.youtube.com/v/74ksF39L6mM&hl=en&fs=1
https://www.youtube.com/v/74ksF39L6mM&hl=en&fs=1
Dura- Posts : 65
Join date : 2008-09-01
Age : 55
Re: Jokes Topic
oh geez, sides hurt, and i do karaoke.... staple songs for me?
Faithfully - Journey
Don't Stop Believing - Journey
Livewire - Motley Crue
Wonderwall - Oasis
Are You Gonna Be My Girl? - Jet
Summer Nights - Grease
You're The One That I Want - Grease
Faithfully - Journey
Don't Stop Believing - Journey
Livewire - Motley Crue
Wonderwall - Oasis
Are You Gonna Be My Girl? - Jet
Summer Nights - Grease
You're The One That I Want - Grease
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